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paulon 6:03 Wed Dec 18
Neil Shipperley
keeping busy in his retirement...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50839639

A former Premier League striker who masturbated in front of a mother and her 16-year-old daughter has been given a 12-month community order.

Ex-Crystal Palace player, Neil Shipperley, 45, admitted exposing his genitals from inside his van in Hillingdon on 17 September.

The mother told the courts she was "disgusted" by the incident.

Shipperley, must complete 20-days of rehabilitation as part of the order given at Uxbridge Magistrates' Court.

He must also complete 120 hours' unpaid work and pay a £90 victim surcharge, £85 in costs and £200 in compensation.

Shipperley, from West Drayton, is subject to a five-year sexual offences notification requirement order and must report to Hayes police station within three days.

Prosecutor Shaan Sethi told the court Shipperley had driven his van up to the victims, winding down his window and stopping the vehicle.

Mr Sethi said the pair had turned to thank Shipperley for letting them cross the road but "they then noticed he was holding his penis in his hand and staring directly at them".

They walked away from the vehicle, but Shipperley followed in his van.

Shipperley played for Crystal Palace, Nottingham Forest and Wimbledon
In a victim impact statement the mother said: "Some people may see flashers as pests or a nuisance to society, my view of Neil Shipperley is as a predator.

"His aim was to intimidate us, to violate us, to shock us and to scare us."

Shipperley had "expressed anguish, embarrassment, shame, but above all remorse," the court heard.

Since the incident he had sought counselling for personal issues, including the death of his father, gambling and debts.

Mitigating for Shipperley, Sarah O'Kane said: "Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question. This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help."

Shipperley, played for Nottingham Forest, Wimbledon, Chelsea and Southampton during his career.

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Swiss. 3:18 Fri Dec 20
Re: Neil Shipperley
Tried a spell in management but fluffed it.

wd40 12:08 Fri Dec 20
Re: Neil Shipperley
No problem with anyone having a wank:

love it post of the year.

Mike Oxsaw 11:10 Fri Dec 20
Re: Neil Shipperley
Auditioning for a part in a provincial grooming gang.

He may have to "Go Trudeau" if he gets invited to an interview, however.

Russ of the BML 11:07 Fri Dec 20
Re: Neil Shipperley
Alan Alan Devonshire 10:49 Fri Dec 20

Yes. Now he's done it from the drivers seat.

Alan Alan Devonshire 10:49 Fri Dec 20
Re: Neil Shipperley
Wasn't he the one who once lobbed Seaman from the half way line??

Russ of the BML 10:26 Fri Dec 20
Re: Neil Shipperley
I always thought he was a bit of a wanker. Now I know for sure. People like this make me fucking sick. Absolute sad fucking retarded prick. No problem with anyone having a wank but to deliberately go out and do it in public. What a complete fucktard.

Capitol Man 5:15 Fri Dec 20
Re: Neil Shipperley
Political correctness gone mad!

yngwies Cat 4:29 Fri Dec 20
Re: Neil Shipperley
Fat van wanker

normannomates 2:19 Fri Dec 20
Re: Neil Shipperley
Shame he's retired.

Block 10:48 Thu Dec 19
Re: Neil Shipperley
SDKFZ 222 2:22 Thu Dec 19

You might have been on the same coach as me, I recall one of them a ginger little cunt giving it big ones to my mates brother. When we stopped at Reading I think it was the ginger cunt got held up by his throat.

Tomsdad 10:44 Thu Dec 19
Re: Neil Shipperley
Could do with joining weight watchers after Christmas!

SDKFZ 222 2:22 Thu Dec 19
Re: Neil Shipperley
One of my funniest memories from the play off final was when we were on the way home in the coaches, a couple of Palace coaches passed us on the M4 and their lot were giving us ‘wanker signs’ etc.

Lo and behold, their coaches, which were ahead of us, pulled into a service station, closely followed by some of ours. The look on their faces when we also pulled in behind them was priceless. Most of their lot stayed on their coaches but those who got off quickly ran into the service station to hide 😂

Boycie 1:09 Thu Dec 19
Re: Neil Shipperley
Things are going so bad. I know I will wank myself off in front of this woman and her daughter that will make things alright

angryprumphs 12:44 Thu Dec 19
Re: Neil Shipperley
"Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question"

Quality quote

icwhs 12:43 Thu Dec 19
Re: Neil Shipperley
Who gives a fuck

Westside 12:20 Thu Dec 19
Re: Neil Shipperley
In a similar case, i remember when Ulrika Jonsson, was caught masturbating in public, with a mobile phone.

A police spokesman commented "Yes, that's not the first time, she's been caught with an Ericsson inside her."

gph 9:14 Wed Dec 18
Re: Neil Shipperley
A cry for help...

Joe C 8:47 Wed Dec 18
Re: Neil Shipperley
Iron Duke 8:20 Wed Dec 18

**Applause**

Briano 8:28 Wed Dec 18
Re: Neil Shipperley
He scored 2 the night the lights went out

Iron Duke 8:20 Wed Dec 18
Re: Neil Shipperley
Cock o’van

bill green 8:13 Wed Dec 18
Re: Neil Shipperley
he just was trying to fix his pc having taken advice from WHO

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